01 Witching Hour Lan

[(Spoken)] Once upon a LAN night… I met a witch with a wicked laugh. She brewed potions by day… but by Halloween? We were gaming… on the dead side.” [Witch cackle - brass hit - beat drops] Met a witch on the server, cauldron by her side, Skeletons groovin’, zombies swingin’ wide. She cast a spell, said “boy, don’t you hide,” I showed her gamer magic — now she’s on my ride. Controllers glowin’ like a potion in the dark, Dead side party got that leaderboard spark. Bubble bubble, gamer trouble, Skeletons dance, ghosts join the huddle. Cauldrons cook, the LAN ignites, Dead side gaming on Halloween night! Now the ghouls play Minecraft, witches drop a beat, Skeletons tap-dancin’, zombies move their feet. Controllers in hand, yeah we’re vibin’ insane, Potion of strength, call it “energy drain.” She winked and said, “you’re casting spells too,” I said, “baby girl… it’s called a 1v2.” Bubble bubble, gamer trouble, Skeletons dance, ghosts join the huddle. Cauldrons cook, the LAN ignites, Dead side gaming on Halloween night! Hex.exe, cast the code, Server’s haunted, watch it load. Double tap, respawn fast, This LAN night’s a spell that lasts! [(Spoken)] So next time you game on the dead side… Bring a witch, a ghoul, and a skeleton guide