Dirty D Pads & Dusty Dicks

coming straight from your frag talkin' all that smack, but the Katie Ratio boy ain't comin' back. Two, two, dead in five, zero assists. Meanwhile, his joystick's smellin' like fish, MC. Dirty draws and no headset phone. Got kicked from the squad and banned from home. He said, I'm crack. But the only crack scene was the back of his pants on the loading screen. Dirty deep back, rusty clicks, bad mechanics. Funky sticks, ain't watched in weeks, can't land no hits. You're losin' both games and relationships. Dirty dicks. You reek of Doritos and disrespect Go take a shower and hit reset Once knew a player named Funky Phil Had the funk but not the skill Claimed he was ranked top five relief But his breath cabooed a man from his seat Used a mad cat's pat with a busted wire Thought he bagging made him hire But every time we queued up ranked He brought shame to the whole damn flank Hey gamer, yeah, you with the crusty hat Wash your hands and clean your chat If your controllers smell like cheese dirty deep ass trash KD talking big but can't outplay me dirty dicks and nasty gear smell so bad you crashed my pier gone a booty more like though shower first then maybe go get your aim right clean your stick cause no one want to queue with that nasty click you