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Swipe Season

by i.G.C.
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Artisti.G.C.
AlbumThe Parody Album
Duration2:01
ReleasedOct 14, 2025
Genre: Comedy / Parody Type: audio/mpeg

Lyrics

Swipe. Left, right, that's my life, DM's deep, can't find a wife, goes to twice before I can type. Hey girl, you up, gone like Skype. Man, I spent five years trying to match a vibe instead I got catfish, one so five, take a girl to dinner, she brought her ex then asked if I still pay to check. Snapchat thought he's in TikTok thirst, swiped game strong but my luck the worst from hinge to hell. I've seen the fall, even bumble-stummy with no call, they could all help. It swipes season, no reason left and right. Girl, why you even match me if you ain't tryna reply? I brought you sushi and you brought trauma Got no ring, got no plan But I got this phone in my hand, yeah I might die Swiping, looking for love that's never landale Swipe season, I'm still bleeding in box drive But thirst increasing, one night stand turn, one night jail Her ex showed up, a detail fail Ghosted morning, haunted man just takes you up Lost my chances, affidiction, pixel strife Somebody read with my life Swipe left, swipe left

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