Sea Legs Blues

Saved up for years for that center console ride Cromes so pretty make a grown man cry Name on the side in fancy blue Saw life dream like the rich folks do Vactoring around feeling ten feet tall Brand new captain of the big blue y'all Then my stomach said, son, this ain't nice Now I got the sea legs blue Wide knuckled on the rail in my brand new shoes Dreamboat ball, big man tall But I'm green as a bed in my fancy tackle box Yeah, I thought I'd be a pirate with a cooler of bruise I'm just chum with a sunburned view Got a hundred grand bold and a queasy view Singing Lord, I have mercy I got the sea legs But as yelling cash, man, the body's on I'm too busy praying I'll make it back to dawn Wife on the boat, taking cute pics quick I'm on a stern, trying not to be sick All those YouTube vids made it look so cool Should've practiced first I want it captain's hat not this pale face news Holding on to the rail like it's bad church pews Cause I got the seal eggs blues Horizon doing circles like cheap bar booze GPS beef Waves keep creeping I'm humming sweet Jesus keep this boat from Marlin Post picks good views Now I'm fighting just to keep down my mountain dew Got a salty big dream and a land like cruise Singing Lord, why me? I got the sea legs blues Maybe I'll park her in the driveway shine a light Let the neighbors think I'm living ocean high life Tell them, yeah, we go out every weekend, dude While I'm at home eating crackers and land-based food Yeah, I got the sea legs blue Next trip out I'm bringing ginger, let's fake brave Might start small on a pond in a canoe Work my way up till my guts get through Tell them I'm that guy with the big bold views Who gets seasick staring at the weather news If you see me on a dark head low bad shoes Just know I paid top dollar For these sea legs blue