Cargo Shorts King

Flipping burgers with my camo hat Beer belly sticking out proud of that Got grass stains on my brand new tee Any yard full of toys where the kids should be Snapped back crooked mowing that lawn neighbors all wave When I ride John Deere on Life's too short, better do your thing So I strut through Walmart like I run the ring I'm the cargo shorts king Dad bought swagger, standing proud From the grill to the couch, it's a redneck thing I don't need no on my belt and socks pulled high got the dead drip money just came by pressure wash the drive wait till it shines real clean then spill sauce on my shirt eating ribs at the screen my wife rolls her eyes but she still holds tight says you're my goofy man but you treat me right yeah I ain't fancy but I wear my crown in the backyard kingdom of this hometown dead by swagger standing proud from the grill to the couch it's a redneck thing I don't need no got socks with sandals ain't ashamed it's deadlock baby hall of fame I'm cheap on the style but I'm rich in love that's the only crown I I'm the cargo shorts king living loud Dadbot swagger standing proud From the grill to the couch it's a redneck thing I don't need no crown