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Lola The Wanky Kitten

by i.G.C.
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Artisti.G.C.
AlbumThe Parody Album
Duration2:10
ReleasedOct 14, 2025
Genre: Comedy / Parody Type: audio/mpeg

Lyrics

Dick's a pillow cat, me hell. Gold. Purring in the dark scratch mark. sleep, meow, meow, meow. Lola the kitten don't blink too slow, she be dancing on the ceiling like a shadow show. One paw twitching tail going psycho, eyes glow red when the night go hypo. Claws in the curtains, fishbowl flipping, she licked your milk then knocked the pitcher. Skrrr, on a ball with a ninja spin, hopped in the dryer just to do it again. Lola, why you like a banshee, scratching up The speakers while she sippin' on a snapple Lola Cranky Never been no nanny But she'll rule the house like a gothic tabby Oh, I lay the wanky kitten Climbin' up your soul You just let her in it now When she mad, it's when she chill For all fluffy, but don't be fooled Chikorati kick your ankles like a backwards ghoul Sleeping in your sock drawer till 3 a.m. Then she summon demons from her whisker den Ate your ear, but swiped your vape Left you a gift in the pillowcase Fangs in the jello, claws in the jam Still cute as hell on the gram, god damn You ever seen a kitten levitate While chewing on a glow stick? Trudah with the cranky She'll summon cat gods While she sippin' on dranky Lollay the wanky kiddin' Chaos in a fur ball Claw straight spittin' Hide the string, hide your snacks She runnin' this joint And she never lookin' bad

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