05Ping Too High (Can’T Survive)

-Verse 1- I load the match, I’m feelin’ good, Controller in hand, just like I should But then it starts... a rubber-band slide, And my dude teleportin’ like he’s tryna hide Enemies peekin’ while I’m stuck in place, Reloaded twice, but I still got erased My shots don’t land, I cry inside, I got that 999 ping—no place to hide -Chorus- Ping too high, can’t survive Every match just eats my vibe Tryna fight, but I can’t revive Lag so bad, I meditate to stay alive Island chill, but the server’s rude Movin’ slow like I’m swimmin’ in food Packet loss in the sky so wide— Ping too high… can’t survive -Verse 2- I reset the router, prayed to the gods Called my ISP—“please check the logs” They said, “It’s fine,” but I know they lie 'Cause my ping chart look like a mountain high Tried wired, Wi-Fi, VPN too But I still lag when I’m peekin’ at you Flashin’ red bars when I need green I’m livin’ in a digital broken dream -Bridge- “Dem say it’s fiber… but it feel like dial-up, seen?” “Mi just want smooth gameplay… not a slideshow, bredren.” “Can’t even catch a revive, mi lost in the cloud…” -Final Chorus- Ping too high, can’t survive My soul despawns every time I dive Bullets freeze, then I arrive— Back in the lobby, barely alive Reggae beat, but my heart’s in bits ‘Cause I lag when I should do hits One drop life, but the frames don’t jive— Ping too high… can’t survive -Outro- “Can somebody… drop me a hotspot… or somethin’?” “I’m stuck on the loot screen… again…”