17Tacos Or I'M Out

-Verse 1- Boot up the game, I’m feelin’ alive But then I see… randoms in my squad tonight One’s jumpin' early, the other's gone rogue The healer’s dancin’, and the tank just choked No comms, no strats, just vibes and pain I'm losin' my mind like it's ranked in vain But if I’m gonna carry through this wild unknown… There better be tacos when I get home -Chorus- Tacos or I'm out! Don’t test my soul, don’t make me shout If I gotta play with randos, chasein' ghosts and doin' damage control— Then I better get salsa, lime, and a spicy role Tacos or I'm done! You want me to clutch while you chase fun? You bring the chaos, I bring the skill— But feed me tacos or I won’t pay the bill! -Verse 2- One’s AFK, the other’s shootin' trees I’m pingin' objectives like “Come to me, please!” My back hurts from this digital load I'm MVP in every damn mode But I ain’t cheap, I got gamer pride You want results? Add beans on the side Carnitas, pastor, or pollo grilled right— It’s tacos I need to survive this fight! -Bridge- “You give me no headset… no cover fire… no clue…” “…but you will give me tacos, or I’m through.” -Final Chorus- Tacos or I quit! No ranked match is worth this bit Randoms wild like piñatas in a storm— So hand me a taco, keep my soul warm Tacos or I flee! Put some guac in my inventory If I gotta play with strangers, be their guide and hold their hand— You best believe I want tacos… and maybe a flan. -Outro- “Look… all I’m sayin’ is… if I carry… I crunch.”