14Top Fragger (In My Head)

-Hook- Top fragger (in my head) Talk real big but I’m feedin’ instead KD lookin’ like a busted thread Blame my ping when I end up dead Talk smack, can’t back it up One v one me, I still need luck Squad be laughin’, I don’t see why— ‘Cause I’m top fraggin’… in my mind’s eye -Verse 1- I’m built diff’—just ask my crew Talk like Shroud, but I aim like... who? Got five kills? Nah, that’s my dream In real life I missed shots on my own team Click heads? Nah, I click my desk Got a $500 mouse and still a mess Talk like I’m ranked in the esports scene But I duck when I see a red laser beam Talk trash loud with the mic all staticky "Bro, I lagged" — my excuse automatic, see Custom loadouts, built for war Still can’t make it past the tutorial door -Hook- Top fragger (in my head) Talk real big but I’m feedin’ instead KD lookin’ like a busted thread Blame my ping when I end up dead Call me GOAT but I’m shootin’ the sky Squad goes left, I say “let’s die” I hype myself while the team goes quiet— Top fraggin’… but only in private -Verse 2- Said “trust me bro,” then blew the strat Dropped my gun tryna fix my hat Runnin’ into walls like it’s part of the plan Then rage quit loud like a grown-ass man I got the drip, got skins all rare But aim like I’m gamin' blindfolded in a chair I yell “clutch!” then instantly fold Still act like I’m the story told My squad be like “nah,” but I flex too hard Post losses like wins on my player card Talk like I’m MVP with a crown But I’m just here to let the whole team down -Final Hook- Top fragger (in my head) Kill cam lookin’ like a blooper thread Can’t hit shots but I talk with pride Still yell “GG” when I just... died Say “carry me”? Nah, I lead the way To a guaranteed loss every single day They say I’m trash… but I’m still that guy— Top fraggin’… in my own mind’s eye -Outro- “Yo... yo I woulda had him, but my mouse disconnected…” “Nah bro, the sun was in my monitor.” “That was a warm-up round… I’m serious now.”