09Still Not Ready (Press Y, Bro)

-Verse 1- Game’s about to start, lobby’s full and lit But I’m in the menus like: “Hold up a bit…” Checking perks, reading lore, deep in stats Whole squad waitin’ while I Google maps "Yo, just press Y!" they scream and shout But I'm over here like, "What's this loadout about?" “Triangle, bro!” on PlayStation too But I’m trying to figure out what my pet can do -Chorus- Ready up! (C’mon dude!) Ready up! (What you doin’?) We’ve been waitin’ since the cutscene dropped You in the menu like it’s Photoshop Press Y! (Or triangle, fool!) Stop changin’ skins, this ain’t high school Ready up! Just hit the dang key— We got a war to lose, collectively! -Verse 2- I’m the guy who reads the flavor text Wants to know the lore before we wreck "How’s this helmet boost my speed?" “Dawg, it's cosmetic—just press Y, please!” I’m deep in the wiki, tabs on blast Meanwhile y’all done three games and passed I’ll be there soon… wait, lemme check Can I dual-wield this foam baguette? -Bridge- “Okay so according to the patch notes, if I use this with that passive ability, it might stack. But only if it’s a Tuesday in-game... Okay, READY NOW!” -Final Chorus- Ready up! (We beg you, bro) Ready up! (We gotta go!) Quit readin’ tips on Reddit posts This is a match, not a book club host! Press Y! (Or triangle, please!) Before our patience catches disease We love you, but push the button fast— Or we’re leavin’ you in the past!