13Mid Game Meltdown (You Pulled The Plug)

-Verse 1 – Gamer (gentle guitar, sincere vocals) I just sat down, match was heatin’ up Squad was callin’, headset on, good luck We were pushin' hard—victory in sight Then I heard your voice cut through the night... -Verse 2- Partner (country-pop or bluesy vibe) You said “five minutes” like twenty ago I been cleanin’ up solo, thought you should know I called your name, you ignored my tone So I marched my butt to the router zone -Chorus- (Gamer): Why’d you pull the plug mid-fight?! (Partner): 'Cause I’ve been fightin' for your time all night (Gamer): My team was pinned, I was savin' the crew! (Partner): Well, maybe your “team” can fold laundry too! (Both): You rage quit love for KD stats Now you're respawnin’ on the welcome mat In this game of hearts, I’m callin’ bluff You pressed pause on us… So I pulled the plug. -Verse 3- I was two kills from my rank up tier Now I’m sittin’ here, banned for a year Baby, I’ll put it down, I’ll change my ways (…but I already queued one more, if that’s okay?) -Verse 4- You said that last week and the week before I could beat your game with a Swiffer on the floor You loot all day but don’t “drop” the trash Now your PS5’s in a bubble bath 🛁💥 -Bridge- (Gamer): Can’t I just win… and love you too? (Partner): Not when you mute me... for your crew. (Gamer): I’d revive you first, I swear it's true— (Partner): Then why's your Xbox get more “I love yous”? -Final Chorus- (Gamer): Why’d you pull the plug mid-fight?! (Partner): 'Cause I’ve been losin’ this game all night (Gamer): Baby, one last round, I’ll change, I swear! (Partner): Well, I changed the Wi-Fi password—there. (Both): In this battle of love vs. killstreak clutch You lost the war... When I pulled the plug. -Outro- (Gamer): "...so... wanna do a co-op campaign?" (Partner): "Only if it's co-op laundry first."