Everybody Knows But Me

Yeah. I showed up late to your Friday show Bantee on that you hate I know You're on stage with that guitar guy smile On front row waving like a dork the whole time He sings a song about some clueless clown Who buys her drinks while she sneaks around Crowdpoints laughs but I sing along thinking damn This is my favorite song My friends say dude with that pity face But I'm too busy filming on my phone just in case Cause everybody knows but me That the joke I'm laughing at is actually me There's a hit song playing on the radio About a blindfolded boyfriend at every show Yeah, the bartender, drummer, DJ, priest They're all tuned in on this behind the scenes I'm screaming every word off key And everybody knows, everybody knows But me, best friend tagged us in a meme last night Tag your clown, if they trust too tight I dropped a LOL and a crying face Didn't catch a part about disgrace, your mom said You're such a nice young man, while she hit her phone with that wedding plan Your sister winked when the chorus Guess I'm the only one nodded on it The band drops out, crowd sings that line Some idiots still think she's all mine I throw my hands up like I'm so hardcore Meanwhile they're screaming for my girl and the guy on tour Cause everybody knows but me That the movie I'm watching is my own tragedy There's a chorus, jennies are full, you see And I'm in the pit, yelling, this song's about me Yeah, the sound guy, bouncer Uber Pets Hold damn down, place their bets I'm still buying merch like it's loyalty But everybody knows, everybody knows Then one night scrolling through the comments late I see my name in a fan page thread debate Pretty sure this song is about that dude The one who wears the hat and thinks they're just good friends, dude Flashback montage like a sitcom rerun Every inside joke, everywhere just having fun The puzzle clicks, the light bulb glows The last one to get it always finally knows So I turned it up one last big time Screamed that hook like it was still mine Hit unfollow, hit delete, then hit repeat everybody knows but me that the joke I'm laughing at is actually me there's a platinum single dragging my name and I streamed a daily like a badge of shame yeah the whole damn world got the DVD I was live on set didn't read the scene now I'm singing it loud finally free everybody But he knows, but me was the hook Now it's history I was blind, now I see the joke So play that track all alone and smoke Go ahead, play our song again I'll still sing along, but now I know Exactly who the clown is