My Life Feels Like Tv

alarm goes off like a cant laugh track trip on a shoe land flat on my back roommate walks in at the perfect time says we're live dude like it's all by design burnt-toe smoke is the cold open scene neighbors screaming on the balcony cut to me with my cereal spill freeze-frame shot on the windowsill every little fail's got a punchline beat swear there's credit rollin' when I Stick home script, I forgot to warn me Awkward pause is canned applause Jump cut days with commercial flaws Yeah, I'm stuck in a re-run, nobody sees Hey! Different clothes, same dummy Hit play, hit pause Same old scene, my life, my life Storms in like a mid-season foe Tied to tight veins ready to blow Says we need to talk in that deadly tone Cut to a cutaway shot on my tombstone See my crush in the break room light Slow motion walk like a Friday night I drop my coffee on my shoes again Audience aws as I say we're just friends It's a will Yeah, my life feels like TV Same three jokes on a weekly repeat Awkward stairs and hallway stairs Friends with issues and folding chairs Every plot twist comes with a beat Cliffing your nights where I can't find sleep It's skip intro but I'm still season finale big speech moment in an empty alley roll that monologue cue the rain then cut to meeting noodles again cuz my life feels like TV low-fi budget on an HD screen bad decisions good theme song running gags that last too long yeah I'm stuck in a show that won't wrap clean laughing Life my life Feels like deep my life